DANCE too much booty in the pants

This is me right now trying not to yak @ work. I have this...

Oct 31st

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Video from dance done this week @ Mosaic. Mariah wrote this song and she is 16.  Mikey...

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

GPOYW

Oct 30th

Johnson. Party animal.

Oct 30th

R.I.P. Johnson

Rachel: hi nip
me: hi little nip. how was homecoming?
Rachel: so fun! but we all missed you there, of course
me: i know :( i saw the pics from the tailgate with johnson. i wish i could have met him
Rachel: johnson is the man. he's pretty amazing
me: yeah he looks like a nice guy
Rachel: he is. you 2 would've definitely gotten along well
me: oh of course...i probably would've slipped him the tongue
Rachel: he probably would've liked it
me: yeah...who wouldn't
Rachel: true. i always liked it when you did it to me. and despite the fact that everyone was inappropriately violating him all day, he was still a gentleman
me: what a great guy...those are hard to come by these days. is he single?
Rachel: well
he's dead now
i'm sorry
me: oh my...what happened?
Rachel: well, so it's not too gruesome
when the day was done, so was johnson
me: understandable...just a fling?
Rachel: well, most of my flings don't usually end in death
so let's just say he was temporarily sent down from above to entertain us
and his time ran out so he had to return home
me: wow...did you actually get to see him ascend into heaven? that would be amazing

Oct 30th

This is my little nip Rachel with Johnson.  Johnson told...

Oct 30th

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So funny and true. The back of yo head is ridiculous! Props to Daniel.

Oct 30th

“Accept everything about yourself—I mean everything. You are...”
— Henry Kissinger (via thresca)...

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cupcakesandcouture: boredintheburbs: I’m really tired and need to wake up.  This’ll help. Blur...

Oct 29th

Bad Decision...

I got a bran muffin for breakfast and it tastes like fish.

Oct 29th

Gratuitous Fact About Yourself Tuesday

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Oct 28th

“The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less...”
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Oct 27th

Yesterday...

I stopped to get gas and this guy walked up to my window before I even got out of my car and offered...

Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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“People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love...”
—  Mother Teresa (via...

Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

I wear leggings a lot because of my big booty ho. In our...

Oct 25th

I was just watching Sex and the City on...

The one where Carrie tells the girls that she finally did a #2 at Big’s.  And...

Oct 24th

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tmblg: Fake Beauty This is absolutely incredible.

Oct 24th

caryrandolph: TGIBale.

Oct 24th

I have been craving Pho

for the last few days.  I’ve been starving since 5:30 and could not find one person to go to...

Oct 24th

“Why blame the dark for being dark? It’s far more...”
— Rob Bell

Oct 24th

Haha. My friend saw this sign in Japan. 

Oct 24th

Last night.

I was having dinner at my friends new apt in West LA. They are on the ground floor and we had the...

Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

“Whatever the mess you are, you’re mine, ok?”
— The New Pornographers (via...

Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

gpoyw….kind of….its 1:58am…why am i awake?

Oct 23rd

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Oct 22nd

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My dad sent me this.

Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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AMAZINGNESS! Exact Choreography. Thanks Milster! http://milyvasquez.blogspot.com/

Oct 21st

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soupsoup: caryrandolph: I could watch old Saturday Night Live skits all day, every day. ...

Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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soupsoup: bijan: If I Am A Stranger : Ryan Adams

Oct 20th

I have an obsession with gnomes and I want to be one for...

Oct 20th

Rachel: i do do that a lot
hahahaha
i just said doo doo
whoops

Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

Per Episode Salaries of THE HILLS

walpaper: LAUREN: $75,000 HEIDI: $65,000 SPENCER: $65,000 AUDRINA: $35,000 BRODY: $10,000 via...

Oct 20th

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happycap: The Kooks - All Over Town Smile. Yay! The Kooks play next week. woot woot.

Oct 20th

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walpaper: Wahlberg v. Samberg on SNL. This was the funniest moment of last night. Good move Marky...

Oct 19th

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drned: Sam Cooke “Another Saturday Night”

Oct 19th

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This is my favorite Oasis song.  This video feels like it’s from the 70s.

Oct 19th

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I really just spent my Friday night watching old *Nsync videos.  Don’t ask me how I got on the...

Oct 18th

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happycap: Otis Redding performing Try a Little Tenderness on the 1967 European Stax tour.  Simply...

Oct 18th

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were...”
— Jeremiah 1:4-10

Oct 18th

Erwin McManus mosaic.org

Oct 17th

“If your greatest dream came true would the world become a...”
— Erwin McManus

Oct 17th

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My friends r furny. monkeybutlercomedy.com

Oct 17th

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happycap: Sam Cooke - There’ll Be No Second Time Speaking of… I want to slow dance.

Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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So my dad sent me this video.  Which was sent to him by my aunt (his sister).  I don’t quite...

Oct 17th

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tmblg: Casey Tatum at age 8 hahahhahahhahahhahhaa

Oct 17th

My friend took this picture in New Zealand and captioned it...

Oct 16th

I thought this was real, but thank God it’s not. ...

Oct 16th

Last night

Me and the Hotel Cafe had a date.  He always makes me feel better.  I ended up hanging out with some...

Oct 16th

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soupsoup: bmichael:lfarm: Cold War Kids : Hang Me Up To Dry

Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

My new desktop @ work. arian.etsy.com

Oct 15th

upsidedowndogs: Ugly Overload My new favorite tumblr. This...

Oct 15th

I shouldn't worry about something I...

soorya: DUH moment of the day. This is so simple but I need to remind myself daily.

Oct 15th

Dear tumblr,

Sometimes you’re the only thing that gets me through the day. Love you long time, Laura

Oct 15th

I totally checked out of this day hours...

The switch from TV to music has been rough.  A 9-6 cubicle is a drastic change.  Luckily my creative...

Oct 15th

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tylercoates: I want you to tell me that you honestly can’t divert your eyes from those gyrating...

Oct 14th

I naired my stache this morning.  While I was at it I...

Oct 14th

My roommate

So i come home for lunch today and while i was eating my roommate lets out a 10 minute fart and says...

Oct 14th

Oct 14th

I just got these in at work.  They totally changed my life....

Oct 14th

drned: i have a date tomorrow with this girl whos dad i just found out is like a higher up at...

Oct 14th

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Oct 14th

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Oct 12th

I was at a rooftop comedy show recently and this was the...

Oct 12th

Oct 12th

I love this weather!!!

walpaper: dancetoomuchbootyinthepants: who wants to cuddle? hm? —- Agreed! It’s perfect windy...

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thisbloghearsmyconfessions: johnnyfive: HERE IT IS. And yes, it’s as amazing as we could have...

Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

I love this weather!!!

who wants to cuddle? hm?

Oct 11th

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hipsterdiet: Passion Pit - Sleepyhead h/t kellyreeves.tumblr.com

Oct 11th

This is my sister.  She is such a babe.  

Oct 11th

I love my sister.

Lisa: bacon strips in your underpants
Laura: what?
Lisa: what is up my sister
Laura: does that mean period?
Lisa: no
skid marks
Laura: ew
haha
shartastic
Lisa: just spreadin the joy
Laura: hahah bacon...i get it now...i was thinking raw bacon but you're saying cooked bacon
Lisa: omg
5 minutes later
Laura: omg
how are you poopy pants?
Lisa: who thinks raw bacon?
Laura: lions

Oct 11th

“Do or do not. There is no try.”
— Yoda

Oct 10th

HOW is it only 2:30????

Oct 10th

“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a...”
— Dalai Lama (via onherway) (via...

Oct 10th

Deal Breaker?

christinahaberkern: electriceye: christinahaberkern: If a guy is a Dane Cook fan, do you cut off...

Oct 10th

Jesus Rocks.

Sometimes at work I listen to my fave radio station from Chicago called Shine.fm.  It’s like...

Oct 8th

GPOYW

Oct 8th

“The less you know, the more you believe.”
— Bono (Gmail quote of the day)

Oct 8th

me: have you seen nick and norah yet?
Meaghan: not yet, i really want to though... you?
me: no not yet i want to
do u want to see it together sometime?
haha
i'm so asking u on a date
lets just date eachother...we dont' need stupid boys
oh man i just got a vision of us as old spinster cat ladies that still go to the movies together when we're 80
Meaghan: hahaha lets hope it doesnt come to that!

Oct 8th

I got a raise yesterday.

3%.  and i’ve only been here 2 and a half weeks!

Oct 8th

“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world!...”
— Calvin (friend of Hobbes) (via...

Oct 7th

Yep, that just happened.

Just yakked in a public bathroom = the worst. thank God no one came in.  now i have a meeting. puke...

Oct 7th

So this weekend I saw The Swell Season at the Greek.  It was...

Oct 7th

I have really bad anxiety today. Why...

Oct 7th

“I’m so awesome that I wish I wasn’t myself so...”
— Hank Fortener (my awesome...

Oct 6th

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Oct 6th

there is a man

in my boss’s office from the U.K. who sounds like the Geico lizard. i could listen to him talk...

Oct 6th

rand0mflora: hilker: mdfsmash: mong:Zoo (“Tierpark...

Oct 6th

the scent​ of your skin.​ new sense​s.​...

three​ thous​and forty​ miles​ again​st the spinn​ing sky we drove​ until​ the sun split​ into...

Oct 6th

If i ever get a boyfriend i will buy him this shirt. ...

Oct 6th

“One of the hardest things in life is having words in your...”
— James Earl Jones (via...

Oct 6th

I have forgotten what it’s like to kiss a boy. I have...

Oct 4th

It’s that time of year again.  When it starts to get a...

Oct 4th

“You know what CHANGE stands for? C’mon….Help A...”
— My friend’s brother (but...

Oct 4th

Perks

At work today we had an openhouse and I was given the following cds: War Tapes dr manhattan ...

Oct 4th

My life is complete.  My new favorite tumblr reblogged me. I...

Oct 3rd

My butt has been hurting from sitting in this chair all day...

Oct 2nd

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raina: REGISTER TO VOTE!!! AND THEN VOTE!!!!!!!! YES! You can register to vote while...

Oct 2nd

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Hot Chip - Ready For the Floor My friend just introduced me to these guys.  I love.  I will be...

Oct 2nd

drned: David Alan Grier is NOT FUNNY. why did they give...

Oct 2nd

“something that interferes, something that stops you from...”
— c.s lewis (via ericanicole)...

Oct 2nd

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ajamison: onemoretimewithfeeling: Band of Horses - Is There A Ghost

Oct 2nd

Oh man

My roommates just came home from sardo’s.  They had been drinking since like 3 pm from...

Oct 2nd

Pimp Juice

So last week this guy chased me down in the parking lot outside of Starbucks. “Um, I was like...

Oct 1st