DANCE too much booty in the pants

These are the kind of emails I get at work.

Mar 4th

I think..

your life is too busy when you have to schedule in showering.  Not gonna lie, it’s been...

Mar 4th

friend: but you are SO right, without God, relationships are a lot harder...
i dont understand how people fall out of love with someone...
i mean, marriage is the process of falling in and out of love with someone...
but still
me: yeah
its scary out there
i just want to marry Jesus
he would never cheat on me
friend: haha very true

Mar 3rd

Watch

ajamison: Carina Round - “Backseat” Carina played in our office on Friday and she was incredible....

Mar 3rd

Listen

wehavecloudsinsideofus: mmm city and colour on postsecret.com i was just listening to this song...

Mar 3rd

Just when I think my boss’s music couldn’t get...

Mar 2nd

lent fail...

delbertshoopman: For lent I gave up pooping twice in a day. You know to save myself some time for...

Mar 1st

beautifulordinaire: This photo presents all the messages...

Mar 1st

Love at first sight.

Kelsea: laurrrrraaaaa!
i love you
my heart is bursting with love for you
its really intense
me: hahahhaha amazing
mine exploded when i first laid eyes on you at the lunch table at terra nova
Kelsea: hahahhaha
awwwww thats where we firrrrst met
i love you
me: i know love at first sight
so cute

Feb 27th

Vote for my roomie for the best job in the...

Feb 26th

“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is...”
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (via...

Feb 25th

laura...

wehavecloudsinsideofus: have i ever mentioned to you how much i love you? hehe… this picture is the...

Feb 25th

Watch

shirleyclifford: Jesse and the Rippers- Forever Mesmerizing. Thank you Shirley. This really...

Feb 25th

Watch

YES. come on girl!

Feb 25th

unicornology:iguessthatscool:brokenwing:justalittlefaith:almo...

Feb 24th

New Snow Patrol Video

Open Your Eyes.  It will make you feel better if you feel like you need to get away…. ...

Feb 23rd

You should follow...

My friend Kelsea’s new bloggy blog.  She is my favorite and amazing and beautiful and a...

Feb 23rd

TONIGHT!!!!! be there or be triangle

Feb 21st

I just realized my butt is getting...

Feb 20th

Iain: Laura, honey, were you the one who made pygmy love babies and didn't flush? I heard it was you.
me: haaaaaaaaaaa
you win the award for mvp IMer
Iain: whoa.
breakthrough:
the future of cinema...
stop-motion fecalmation
Iain: it'll be like the nightmare before christmas - except this time everybody has e.coli... but on the upside there's no racism, so yahtzee.

Feb 20th

Iain: Anus VonStrokentinkle
Woolly Scrotes McGee
me: hahahhahahahhahahhaaha

Feb 20th

http://beautifulgirlspoop.wordpress.com/

Feb 19th

In other news....

Vienne (artist I co-manage) just got another song placed in Gossip Girl!  A minute and a half!...

Feb 18th

I just realized.

That I am more deaf in my right ear than I am in my left.  I’m on a conference call right now...

Feb 18th

Listen

beautifulordinaire: Bon Iver - The Park (Feist cover)  // via noraleah and bunnynico

Feb 18th

Best Text I received today...

Poopchute Chunderloaf.  Fallopian Frida and the Case of the Missing Afterbirth (or: the Secret...

Feb 18th

Listen

unicornology:ashleygibson:scout: bon iver - skinny love (live at the parish, march 2008) are we...

Feb 18th

Watch

This is the best thing I’ve seen in awhile.

Feb 17th

Listen

skysignal:movieoftheweek: Caring is Creepy- The Shins

Feb 15th

http://www.license.shorturl.com

You can search anyone’s drivers license on this site.  Pretty creepy.

Feb 15th

My friend Shannon gave me this book to read because...

Feb 13th

Soooo....

Matthew McConaughey just spoke for 20 minutes at our meeting this morning introducing his first...

Feb 13th

So I got a Valentine’s Day card from my mom.  Inside...

Feb 13th

Watch

drned:mikeypizzle:molls:pie0:willw: Tooooo good.  Letterman is the man.

Feb 12th

Watch

William’s music heals me.  I’ve been listening to his latest album for the past few...

Feb 12th

More Love

Shannon: but, know that you are loved and absolutely incredible.
me: thanks. so are you. truely
Shannon: I wouldn't want you any other way than exactly who you are

Feb 11th

Best Friend

Shannon: because i love you no matter what
i am kind of like a leech
i stick to you until the end of time
hope you are ready for the ride

Feb 11th

shirleyclifford:teacakes:crabs

Feb 10th

Come to this on Friday night please.  Our first benefit show...

Feb 10th

Vote for my friend Callie's video for the...

Feb 10th

getting my hair did tonight. if i can make it through the...

Feb 6th

Feb 6th

Listen

beautifulordinaire: Band of Horses - No One’s Gonna Love You (via hipsterdiet:elizabethanne)

Feb 6th

“Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.”
— T.S. Eliot (via psychotherapy)...

Feb 6th

Listen

ajamison: South - “Every Light Has Blown” (via bunkercomplex) I love this band.

Feb 5th

“I can accept failure, but I can’t accept not trying.”
— Michael Jordan

Feb 4th

Yall!  Watch Chuck tonight at 8 on NBC to hear the artist...

Feb 3rd

My boss was just telling me how she hung out with Monica...

Feb 2nd

Hey yalls. if you haven’t already been watching, you...

Feb 1st