DANCE too much booty in the pants

Peace.

I just listened to this amazing sermon.  I highly suggest… http://realityla.com/#sermons The...

Jul 28th

My mom is so uplifting...

Kathy: unfortunately is. Think there is too much hecticness and outside distractions everywhere to be able to bond and concentrate on a relationship Maybe when people are 60. bye bye my lovely

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

“Whoever said, “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone”...”
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Jul 28th

my heart always hurts about it.

t-lex: i saw him today. nothing ever changes, except for that his tan makes his green eyes...

Jul 28th

The Worst: Jack Eloped

ryanpurtill: Sometimes I think of the jackalope as the white trash uncle of the animal world. Like...

Jul 27th

Rod in his prime.

Jul 27th

“I don’t believe in promises much. I wish I didn’t have to...”
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Jul 27th

Two months in space with no fresh underwear.

Jul 27th

so we're going to a wedding in West...

Rachel: i have got to get a camera charger today
i have a feeling i'm going to want to take lots of pics on this WV trip...
gotta capture those freaks on camera
i just gotta make sure i do it while they're not looking b/c they think the camera will steal their souls
they've never seen such a new fangled contraption
hahahaha
me: we should make a mullet/quilt album
Rachel: mullets, quilts and all other things abnormally hillbilly
like drunken babies
or people in public with no shoes on
etc.
and we'll name the album "deliverance"

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

Rachel: and as soon as you step off the plane, i'll give you shaken baby syndrome
and all the world will seem right
me: hahahah yes
Rachel: you'll see, nip
you will see
me: i can't wait for SBS
Rachel: haha that looks like it's supposed to be spring break sarasota or something
but no...it's much better than that
a little shaking that could possibly shake your little brain right off it's stem and send it a floatin'
what more could anyone ask for?
me: hahahahhaha Amen

Jul 27th

“When you’re young, your whole life is about the pursuit of...”
— Sex and the City (The Catch...

Jul 24th

maybettomorrow: (via chrisabigail) no kidding

Jul 24th

Margins of Love and Aggression

t-lex: Today was the death of my favorite illusion The banishment of my constant confusion Time...

Jul 24th

(via t-lex) an illusion. but only sometimes. like your poem...

Jul 24th

Rachel: i'm too ADD to live
and too gay to function

Jul 23rd

Rachel: i will give you shaken baby syndrome if you forget
me: hahhahahahah i would love that

Jul 23rd

unicornology:merricat:(via lovegifs)

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

Uterus, why do you plague me?

Jul 22nd

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This will make your life.  Courtesy of my favorite nip.

Jul 21st

Jul 21st

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shirleyclifford: How to Open a Banana Like a Monkey This just blew my mind.

Jul 21st

Little Nip’s To Do List.

Jul 21st

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nedhepburn: Tom Waits “The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)” (via oledocweirdbeard) for u...

Jul 21st

I can't wait for West Virginia!

Rachel: thank you for supporting my theory
you know, even though we have the most effed up convos on so many levels, they really are my favorite convos of all time/highlight of every day/what i live for/nipplicious
me: I sooo concur
Rachel: seriously nip
if we couldn't do this back and forth on an almost daily basis, i'd go jump off a bridge
me: i would probably end it all
Rachel: the bridge might be only 3 feet off the ground over a dried up creek, but that's just a minor technicality
but you complete me
me: you had me at nipplicious

Jul 21st

BFF

Rachel: i honestly don't understand how you can just turn off your weirdness in front of your cali friends
or is it that you're really normal and you turn on your weirdness for your iu friends???
me: thats exactly it
if they really knew me here
i don' tknow if i would have as many friends
i mean i'm still a freak
but not the freak nasty that you guys know
Rachel: i really want to come out and observe you in your LA habitat
i could video tape it and send it into National Geographic for "Planet Earth"
me: hahahhaha i would be famous!
everyone would want a swirley as a friend!
Rachel: exactly
me: yeah
people love me i'm not gonna lie
Rachel: so i don't know why you don't think you can be your true weirdo self out there
especially since you're so humble
me: what was it about college that made us so comfortable with eachother?
hm
Rachel: interesting...
i think it's b/c we were drunk all the time
when you're drunk, you're kind of numb to shame and therefore don't have any
me: hahahah this is true
Rachel: one week from tomorrow! YAY!!!
me: I can not wait seriously
Rachel: then i'll get to see your little nipply face
me: ew what if i really had nipples on my face
that would be so scary
Rachel: ew can you really imagine if you had nipples covering your face?
me: hahhhahah
Rachel: AHHH!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
me: great nips think alike
Rachel: true story...kindred nipples have a one-track mind
you are my kindred nipple
that's my new term of endearment for you
how does that make you feel?
me: that makes me feel all nipply inside
Rachel: hmm...feelings of inverted nipple-ism
very interesting indeed
i'll make a note of that for your national geographic documentary

Jul 21st

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kierstenmh:numbersnmumbles: This is a song I wrote once about people who fall for other people a...

Jul 21st

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nedhepburn: New Edition “Candy Girl”

Jul 21st

delbertshoopman: Thanks for all the Birthday messages,...

Jul 21st

you’re all i never needed. i’m so perfect without you. you were never my epiphany.

Jul 17th

jamonit:(via 123jayme) yes, but it seems that we are...

Jul 17th

The subject is love.

Kelsea: i love you so much
like a whole whole lot
i want to be just like you
haha
me: is that a song lyric or are you telling me that?
Kelsea: no it was not a song lyric
haha
it was a lyric straight from my effin heart
me: hahhahahah yes!

Jul 17th

Fiona Apple is seriously so gorgeous.

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

My friend Kathryn just sent this to me from a boat she is on...

Jul 16th

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WHO makes this stuff?

Jul 15th

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kierstenmh: The World’s Greatest (R. Kelly cover) - Bonnie Prince Billy 

Jul 15th

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ajamison: Twitter Will Kill You Hilarious short by the David Crowder*Band.

Jul 15th

ok, so...

t-lex: I lied. I wasn’t over it. I was getting there but I was not secure in it. I clutched that...

Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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willmccloud: christinefriar: Ryan Adams - Call Me On Your Way Back Home

Jul 15th

nedhepburn: Merle Haggard, 2009. by Jim Herrington. I...

Jul 15th

t-lex: GOALS: THESE ARE THE THINGS I KNOW I WANT FOR...

Jul 15th

kierstenmh: The Trapeze Swinger  I soooo heart this...

Jul 15th

W.Va. man accused of having sex with dog

Jul 15th

Girls pee out of their buttholes.

(via willmccloud) It happens sometimes.

Jul 15th

Just got off the phone with my mom.

Highlights: First I got a card from my grandma for my birthday and she wrote in the card that it...

Jul 15th

Twu Wuv

me: they want a piece of this ace
my ace is such a deal breaker i hate it
Rachel: shut up
no it's not
for me it's a deal MAKER

Jul 10th

LMFAO just performed here.  Redfoo signed my poster,...

Jul 10th

nedhepburn: GOLD TEEF FOR ERRBODY. I want this. My bday is...

Jul 10th

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jamonit: Leighton Meester is so hot. Some girls just have it all….

Jul 10th

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I say “every day i do” a lot and people don’t get it.  well, this is where...

Jul 9th

Our Rooftop Sunset Series is nigh!  You must come!!

Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

“There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear.”
— 1 John 4:18 (via...

Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

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beautifulordinaire: Above All Men - J. Tillman

Jul 8th

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willmccloud: Such Great Heights - Iron & WIne (The Postal Service cover) I know, I know, but...

Jul 7th

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thisismyescape: This song made me cry the first time i heard it…. Rachie I love this song. Who...

Jul 7th

“The Lord will fight for you; you need only to be still”
— Exodus 14:14 (via peacenotwar)...

Jul 7th

God is so crazy.

thisismyescape: He always surprises me. He can take the worst situations and pull good out of them....

Jul 7th

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delbertshoopman: New Found Glory: The Glory of Love Just like a knight in shining armor From a...

Jul 6th

“The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who...”
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Jul 6th

“Whenever I am about to do something, I think: would an idiot...”
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Jul 6th

jamonit:thisbericky: lolz

Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 2nd

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Jul 2nd

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Jul 2nd

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Jul 2nd

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Jul 2nd

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Jul 1st

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skysignal: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince exclusive clip: Attack on the Burrow!!!

Jul 1st

Learning New Things

ryanpurtill: I’ve been spending any free time waiting in line at the bank or waiting for a seat at...

Jul 1st