This is for you dad. I hope it makes you gag. Remember that time you ate moldy parmesan cheese and you ran to the bathroom and threw up? haha. that was funny.
Favorite Xmas song ever.
I’d be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that… is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you’ve known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
tumblr,
you’re my late night friend when my brain needs to escape.
I think one’s eyes would hurt contemplating this.
this picture does something magnificent to me
So good.
My boss always teases me that I look like Monica Lewinsky and I get so mad. But i just went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and thought “wow i really look like monica lewinsky today”.
